seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues
- hey bro
- bro
- broski
- brosicle
- broseidon, god of the brocean
- brotato chip
- brotein shake
- brosef stalin
- barack brobama
- teddy brosevelt
- don quibrote
- adrien brody
- gallilebro gallilei
- napoleon bronaparte
- brobo cop
- leonardo dicapribro
- broseph mengele
- bro nye the science guy
- selena bromez
- broey deschanel
- bro dimaggio
- wolfgang amadaeus brozart
- brohemian rhapsody
- osama bro laden
- mighty bro young
- brodo the hobbit bro
- broprah winfrey
- broby dick
- abroham lincoln
- what’s up
I’m freaking out.
So not many people know this, but my family is kind of obsessed with preparing for a zombie apocalypse. We’re not crazy but basically we all got super freaked out after watching a few zombie movies and decided to start planning. For example: My dad’s Christmas gift to my mother, 18 year old sister, me, and my 12 year old sister, was shooting lessons at an armory just so we would know how to handle guns well. (I must say that we’re pretty good shots) Anyway I read that article about a man eating another man’s face in Florida and sent this email to my family. 
I won’t be able to sleep for hours now…someone please comfort me because I’m actually freaking out about a potential zombie apocalypse.
